The Gentlemen’s Ballscratcher

by edwin - on January 23rd, 2009

The product name itself is pretty hilarious on its own, and rather ironic when you think about it – the Gentlemen’s Ballscratcher? Surely gentlemen won’t suffer from any itch at that part of their nether regions despite wearing layer upon layer of Victorian clothing, but then again, this could very well prove that all men are the same deep down inside once you peel off the layer of castes and classes. I don’t know about you, but personally, I think the hand is the most accurate tool there is to keep my swinging twins happy. At least you can pawn off this £4.90 silverware utensil when you’re really, really hard up for cash.

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