This is by far the most brilliant gift of all time. The Electric Bath Duck, the package warns that it is for one use only. Apparently if you toss a duck that’s plugged into the outlet into your bathwater, it doesn’t work the next time. Besides that, you won’t be around to use it again, unless you’re unlucky enough to manage to survive somehow. The duck is sold only for those that have suicidal tendencies, it’s there to help you along the way. The back of the duck has a cryptic warning, “Please make sure you have made the right decision.” This of course is not a real product, but it’s hilarious nonetheless.