It makes me wonder at times why do people fill up their bath time with a rubber duck? In the first place, why a duck – and yellow to boot, instead of other water-based fowls like a pelican, goose or swan? Well, a duck it is due to tradition, so here is a twist to the traditional yellow rubber duckie – the Inflatable Duck. This 100% authentic duck offers a taste of the great outdoors in your bathroom, just make sure no Peeping Tom actually mistakes this for the real thing and takes aim with a rifle while you’re stark naked. £7.95 is the asking price for something as pointless as this. I’ve got a new idea – why don’t you bank in £5 to my account instead and I guarantee you I’ll put it to better use.