George Bush Toilet Paper

by edwin - on January 24th, 2009

Congratulations America for swearing in your 44th President this week! It is time for George Bush to step down from the public eye, and what an unceremonious way of going out with the George Bush Toilet Paper being released at £1.50 a roll. You don’t even need to use it in the loo to cover it with crap as it already comes like that in the form of quotes from George W. Bush himself! Among some of the Bushims you’ll find are :-

  • “I don’t remember debates. I don’t think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don’t remember.”
  • “I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe I believe what I believe is right.”
  • “I think we are welcomed. But not a peaceful welcome.”
  • “I aim to be a competitive nation.”
  • “We got the best workforce in America – in the world.”
  • “It’s your money. You paid for it.”
  • “Home is important. It’s important to have a home.”

Are you tickled pink yet? Which would you prefer – this or the Sarah Palin Toilet Paper? Strangely enough, Sarah Palin’s toilet paper costs way more than George Bush’s, which goes a long way in saying just how much value the man’s words hold.

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