Have something important to say, but keep losing your nerve? Well here’s one product to make sure they’ll never forget the words you said. After all, who can forget a recorded message that was played to them while they were on the toilet? The toilet paper holder even comes with suggestions as to what you can say. If you’re tired of the voice in the TP speaking up all the time, it has the perk of an on/off switch. It runs on two AAA batteries and fits standard toilet paper dispensers. You can pick up the You-Record Talking TP Roll for $24.95 off of What on Earth.