Say it with flowers, or so that’s what the older folks tell us younger men whenever we want to chase down the skirt of our choice. Unfortunately, those who take this advice literally might be inclined to pick up this Recording Rose Messenger that ought to raise the ire of your beauty – after all, women loathe plastic flowers, don’t they? Couple that with a corny one-liner you picked up from the Internet that is recorded into this fake rose and you’ve got a storm brewing which can only be abated by a new Louis Vuitton handbag. You can pick up a single stalk for $11, while three stalks will set you back by $30 and half a dozen stalks go for $58. Each rose can hold a 10 second voice message.