Want to be the bane of your office? Well, with the Hitman Electronic Attack, you’re free to make a nuinsance of yourself (as though you weren’t doing so already), guaranteeing your exclusion from this year’s round of increment and bonus. This electronic hitman figure is known as Hal, and all you need to do is place him in a place where he can ambush his unsuspecting victim such as within a cabinet or refrigerator. Whenever Hal senses any movement, he will raise his Tommy gun and fire away, shouting in a loud voice to startle the unfortunate victim. Hal is sustained by three AAA batteries instead of the usual hitman diet of booze, women and drugs. ThinkGeek is carrying the Hitman Electronic Attack for $19.99 a pop.