Have you ever wondered whether your manhood is stiff enough for the horizontal hokey-pokey? Just in case you want to take a scientific approach to your bedtime acrobatics, here’s the Erectile Quality Monitor to help you out. This tiny device is able to measure the turgidity of any erection, providing an alert system that is somewhat similar to our Terror Alert code in certain aspects, featuring purple, red, pink and white to determine whether you’re ready for action.
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