Want to drive your kids insane to the point that they’ll just move out? Well this little meter is to help out all the parents that are stuck carting around their freeloading brats. So they don’t have a license, back in your day you could walk to school. Granted you lived a block from everything, but they don’t need to know that. This cab meter will demand complements as well as household chores. It also has a light-up clock, because everyone knows cars never come equipped with clocks. The Dad’s Car Cab Meter will attach easily to your dashboard and can be picked up for $26.95 on What on Earth.