I’ve seen similar versions of this type of thing before, however, I do believe this is the worst. The combination of the square solar panel stuck at the very top of the hat and then the fan that is shoved through a hole in the cap makes this hat a whole new level of sad. However, if you’re just dying to get your wife to stop making you go to some particular function outside then just embarrass her with this hat. One of two things would happen, she’ll either burn the hat or just never ask you to go again. Of course, I suppose there is the third option that it will put you in the doghouse. If you’d like to give it a shot you can pick it up for $19.99 on Kotulas.