The perfect gift for the ex-convict in your life. Make sure they wake up every single morning wide awake and gripping their chest attempting to get their heart to slow down. When this alarm goes off the blue light starts flashing and a siren wails all the while a cop is shouting. The siren will keep going until you shut off the alarm. It features a digital display and a five minute snooze. Sadly too many people have decided that it was a good idea to purchase one of these and the site is all out. They don’t list how much it was going for, but you can keep an eye out on Things You Never Knew Existed to see if they come back in stock in time for Christmas.