Why have a boring liquor dispenser when you can have a humorous one? Besides, nothing shows you love your friends quite as much as passing a glass of liquor that was peed out of a plastic boy. He stands 12 and 1/2” high and to pee out the liquor he uses two AA batteries. It can hold up to 16 ounces of your favorite alcohol. You can pick up The Little Whizzer Liquor Dispenser on Drinking Stuff, now discounted from $29.99 to $19.89.