Alright people this has gone way too far. Not everything needs to be knitted into something to cuddle with. A lightsaber is an instrument of death, not something you knit so that you can lay in bed with your arms curled around it all night. We have to stop the madness, find whatever madman who keeps creating these items and beat them relentlessly with their stupid fluff toys till they promise to cease and desist immediately. If that doesn’t work then we’ll have to move on to the non-plush materials. Thankfully, there will be slightly less of this madness since the seller on Etsy is out of stock with the patterns for the lightsaber or rather knitsaber as they call it.