Calf and Half Jug

IMHO, there is nothing better than having some milk and cookies during a cold, rainy day, being all snuggled up in bed with a good book in the other hand. Of course, pouring out milk from a carton is boring – why not settle down with this Calf and Half Jug?

At first glance this amusingly quirky vessel looks like a regular glass jug. But take a closer look and you’ll notice it features an internal chamber shaped like a cow’s udder. No bull, it’s brilliant! Hand-crafted from double-walled glass and presented in a smart gift box, the Calf and Half jug holds up to 150ml of milk/cream, so it’s ideal for after dinner coffee, dessert or afternoon tea. And assuming you’re not a fan of mega-soggy cereal, you can even use it to splash your cornflakes.

Definitely one of the cuter things to have in your home, and it is a surefire way to strike up a conversation even with the most introverted of guests. After all, who can resist an engaging conversation over boobs – never mind the fact that these belong to a cow. The 150ml limit is quite a damper though. The Calf and Half Jug can be yours for £14.95.