The USB Eye Massager

by ally - on October 2nd, 2008

Upon first coming across this product, I figured they were kidding. When I went to the manufacturers site I fully expected to see the always funny Think Geek along with some ridiculous instructional video. It turns out that this is not from Think Geek or any other site devoted to funny products but from SunDayo and they’re not kidding. The device has three settings, stop, low speed and high speed. The site selling the product is apparently overly touchy about giving out the price, because you can add the item to your cart and they still won’t say. Instead you have to actually contact them, which normally I see as bad news. However, a cheap plastic product like this I imagine couldn’t cost that much. Not that anyone would ever want to buy one of these things. To see their hilarious description of what the product does, just click to continue below.

“Massage is an effective tranquilliser – soothing the nerve endings all over the body, whilst at the same time working on both the central nervous system and the autonomic (or involuntary) nervous system.Massage is also said to aid digestion, by encouraging the production of saliva and the flow of the digestive juices. It assists in our fight against infection, since it boosts the immune system. It stimulates the lymphatic system, which carries the white blood cells; these in turn protect against viruses and degenerative diseases.”

Source: GadgetGrid

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