Ever wonder what the cosmos has in store for you? Are you a person who believes in carving out one’s own destiny, or do you subject yourself to the will of the gods? Wonder no more with the Fortune Forecast Machine – while it failed to predict the massive economic fallout on Wall Street, it should be able to offer some form of comic relief after you answer half a century of questions, where it will classify you in one of 236 human kinds. I don’t want to hold responsibility for any negative effects in your life after you follow advice from this device, so make sure you take the Fortune Forecast Machine’s results with a large grain of salt. One thing it is sure to predict correctly though – your bank account will come up $17.48 less if you decide to bring this home.