Nothing says cheesy quite like a flashing neon light and extra points for a flashing light that is a set of hearts. The second neon light isn’t quite as bad, being a motorcycle, but since it has pastel blue wheels it becomes slightly less cool. You can appear truly classy and place one of these on your desk at work, I’m sure the hearts wouldn’t chase off any would be love interests. You can flip it on or flip it to sound, once on sound mode it will blink to the rhythm of the music. To pick one up it will cost you $32 a piece.