When it comes to video games, you know that one can actually get so engrossed in them, that you start to lose your sense of time. In fact, I have played video games throughout the entire night, skipping my sleep, and surviving on Coke as well as pizza alone as my sustenance. This has, of course, led to an extremely greasy controller for the PSOne back in the day, but there is nothing some soapy water cannot wash off! These days, with touchscreen devices being found just about everywhere, avid gamers might just end up spreading grease all over their portable device’s display. Enter the $12.79 Squeaky Clean Screen Mouse, where it comes in a cute mouse design that has an underbelly which will be able to remove fingerprints from your display without scratching the surface. Best of all is, it is machine washable.
“Bruised and bloodied” is not a phrase that any mother would want to hear, especially when it involves their kid in a playground scuffle. Well, growing up in certain areas can be a whole lot tougher than the others, but getting into such sticky situations is also good since it would allow one to pick up all the little nuances in the school of hard knocks. The $18.99 Bloody Towel might not be suitable for a younger audience, but rather, it would suit folks who love whodunnits perfectly, since it comes covered with handprints that were left there after committing a most probably gruesome crime. Made out of soft, 100% cotton, this hand towel does not hold actual blood, just printed “blood” for that added touch of realism.
It goes without saying, there is absolutely no way that we can avoid social networks in this day and age, other than the fact that you were to go and live like a hermit somewhere, or in an extremely secluded area that has absolutely no kind of telephony connection and power plug at all. Well, if you can’t beat ‘em, why not join ‘em? Start them off young when it comes to the tiny nuances of social networks with the $10.95 Like It Pacifier, where it was specially designed to provide an adequate amount of comfort to your child, as parents get some “us time”. This is the perfect gift for those who love tongue pacifier-in cheek-humor, where it is made out of baby-grade silicone and non-toxic plastic.
I don’t know about you, but meal times are meant to be pleasant affairs. Instead, you might end up with a rather macabre set of results with no one conversing at the table, while some others might actually lose their appetites when they see this set of $10.95 Creepy Doll Heads Salt & Pepper Shakers. These happen to be ceramic salt and pepper shakers that resemble the heads of decapitated antique dolls, lending an air of eeriness about them. They happen to stand approximately 3” in height, and come with relevant holes on top so that the seasoning will be able to come out. Not only that, each purchase would arrive in an equally creepy illustrated box, so why not pick one up and prepare for next Halloween instead?
They say that everyone has a good book in them, but what about you? Of course, most folks would prefer to write down their thoughts in this day and age using a computer, and one would hardly use a pen any more unless you happen to be old school or simply want to maintain a hand-written diary for your own perusal. Well, how about releasing your inner Kraken then with the $5.29 Tentacle Pen? It has been realistically modeled after the Kraken’s tentacle, but too bad it does not have any kind of suction power to add to its realism. Needless to say, it will arrive with black ink – did you expect any other color instead?
Just how large and vast is our planet that we call earth? Huge enough to accommodate a whopping 6 billion plus people and counting, of course. Well, you might want to check out the zany $10.49 Earth Tape Measure that will literally allow you to have the world at your fingertips. Whenever the urge to measure something crops up, all you need to do is to pull the red socket, and voila! A measuring tape will extend from the globe. It has a length of 40 inch/100 cm, and is a whole lot more cool compared to any other standard issue measuring tape that you have seen before, no?
Socks are meant to be worn to keep your feet from smelling too bad, not to mention making sure that your toes remain nice and warm especially when the mercury falls. However, with the $8.95 Screaming Flying Sock Monkey, you would have an opportunity to really go nuts. The name of the Screaming Flying Sock Monkey itself gives the game away, where it comes with hidden pockets in his hands that allow you to place it over your fingers. Whenever you pull his tail, his arms will stretch out, thanks to the slingshot-like rubber bands. Letting go will obviously send the Sock Monkey goes soaring across the room, with a scream that would put a banshee to shame at the same time.
I would like to think that this world is a very inclusive one, but apparently, that is not the case. Some folks do not mind having cats and dogs around, while others feel that they have to choose a side, and only one. Depending on where your allegiance lies, the $10.49 Here Kitty Cat Paw Doorstop might be something that is worth checking out. After all, cats do seem to be creatures that are unable to make up their minds. For instance, when you keep the door open, some do not want to go out, but resent you for letting that draft in, while others find it to be a golden opportunity to dart outside and dance among the lilies. With the Here Kitty Cat Paw Doorstop, you can prop up any door perfectly, and it is made out of silicone rubber without any cats being harmed in the process.
Whenever we stroll into some place that is posh, most of the time, there would be a chandelier that is hanging around literally, right at the top in the middle of a vast hall, resplendent in its beauty. How about when the entire event is over, and you try your very best to make your way back to your ride while trying to counter the after effects of having a little bit too much to drink? That is where you add a dash of “corny” to your vehicle with the $10.99 Cardelier. The Cardelier will arrive in black, where it hangs over your rear view mirror while twinkling in the sunlight and moonlight like a crystal lit 18th Century Ballroom.
Some superbikes are known as “choppers”, so why not take such terminology and apply it to something that will be able to keep peace at the dining table? I am referring to the Pizza Chopper Motorbike Pizza Cutter, where £7.99 will net you a trio of these puppies. Not only do they ensure that the environment remains nice and clean since it does not require any kind of fuel like gasoline, it is also a novel way of slicing your piping hot, freshly baked pizza. Kids would definitely love having a go at it, although you would think that they would cut out their own slice of pizza to be larger than what their siblings will receive. Using it is a snap, and you do not need a valid license as well. All you need to do is to grip the motorbike and the front wheel will create perfectly-cut slices.