Because not all gadgets are cool

Now this is one costume that’s fun for the whole family.  Just grab some lighter fluid and a certified Fantastic 4 Lighter and you’ll be bound to make a lasting memory with both family and friends.  You should keep in mind though that this really isn’t meant for tiny children, they just can’t quite appreciate the awesomeness of the situation.  Don’t worry, this is actually nowhere near a real product, it’s just something someone cooked up as a joke.  Please..don’t actually attempt to make this kit on your own.  It wouldn’t work without a real Fantastic 4 Lighter.  That’s just silly.

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Having kids can be a pretty expensive affair, and the bills add up quickly before you know it. Well, getting furniture for them is quite the tricky affair since it will require you to strike a careful balance between style, useability and longevity. For those who have a little bit more money than normal to throw around, the Nicot Wood Robot is the right purchase – if you don’t mind forking out $297 for a robot-like wooden furniture, of course. Made from wood and being full of shelf space and mini drawers, it will give a chance to your kids to keep their things neat and tidy, although Nicot’s swiveling head does add to his charm. His arms can also move with a chest that opens up to reveal more space for storage – now how about that? And when your little ones leave the home for college, you can always use this as firewood to keep yourself warm during the bitter and cold winters.

Do you think that you’re feeling a little bit more hirstute that you should be? Well, there is the Mudage Jolie Body Hair Thinner which is going for $46 a pop, where it will help thin out your chest rug to a much more manageable amount, letting you keep your manliness aura without losing the girl in the process. Isn’t this a truly win-win situation? Not only is it safe and easy to use, it isn’t embarrassing one bit since you can also choose from the right comb to vary the amount of hair that you want to thin. It has a plastic body and stainless steel blade, where it makes for an ideal once-over for chest, armpit, arms and legs areas. The instructions come in Japanese only, but we don’t think that’s going to be too hard to decipher, eh?

Not everyone is talented enough to be able to recite off Pi at the drop of a hat.  Thankfully there is this necklace to help you impress people with your overabundance of knowledge.  Of course you’d have to take it off to read it, but while you wear it you could easily attract geeks and nerds to your side.  The necklace sadly might be tricky to get your hands on, but you can give it a whirl by going here.

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You just can’t really get going until you’ve had that healthy dose of bacon every morning.  Thankfully on days you’re running behind you can still have some bacon flavoring thanks to this lip balm.  This is the second type of bacon lip balm I’ve come across, which means you can scout out the bigger bang for your buck.  You can pick up this particular stick for $2.95 through the Neatoshop.

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We know that many China-based handsets come with dual SIM slots, which allows one to carry out conversations via two different numbers without having to purchase an equal number of handsets. Say you’ve got a spanking new iPhone 4 that has been jailbroken and want to use it in China – the rather unusual iPhone 4 Dual SIM Adapter might help you blend in with the rest of the crowd, as it features a ribbon cable that pops into your iPhone’s SIM slot, helping split it into two card slots. Once both SIM cards are placed within, just choose which SIM you want to use from the phone settings and wait for a couple of minutes to start yakking away. We don’t think Apple would approve of this $28.99 peripheral though.

So you’ve finally managed to convice your kids that it is right to help their parents clear up the yard. Now that they’ve swept all the leaves into one neat pile, they decided to abandon their posts halfway in order to meet up with their friends at the mall, leaving said pile to be blown away by a strong gust of wind. To make sure that doesn’t happen, the Gorilla Garden Hands will definitely make short work of the aforementioned pile, coming in a deep, scoop design that lets you pick up mounds of leaves and yard debris with very little effort. Alternatively, you can use the $14.99 Gorilla Garden Hands to spank your kids’ buttocks when they arrive home later that evening.

Pickles are one of the best parts of life, but you can’t just go eating them all of the time.  That’s a whole lot of salt you’d be taking in.  Thankfully there is this Pickle Lip Balm to fill in the gaps.  This way you’ll get that long lasting pickle flavor without overindulging in your favorite snack.  Plus, this lip balm is even cheaper than most jars of pickles.  You can pick up one stick for all of $2.95.

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I am one of the many out there that chews on the end of my pen or pencil.  Apparently someone has decided to make that nasty habit a little more healthy and even tasty.  Instead of having erasers on the end of the pencil there are small lollipops.  This way you don’t have to break any habits, plus you get to enjoy chewing on the end of that pencil just a little more.  Of course there’s not a whole lot of info on where to find these on the off chance that they’ll be up for purchase anytime soon.

Source: CraziestGadgets